I was driving to Matt's Pizza in St. James the other day. After hanging a left turn on to Lake Ave. I started to think, "I wonder how many times I have made this left turn in my career as a person?" This, of course, led me to think of other questions that I will never know the answer to.
-How many total words have I spoke?
-How many meals/pound of food have I consumed?
-How much total money have I earned/spent?
-How many yawns?
-How many sneezes?
-Overall beerpong percentage?
-Phone calls made/received?
-How much distance have I travelled by foot/car?
-How much time have I spent watching TV/movies/in the bathroom?
-How many total concerts/sporting events have I been to?
-Total number of friends made? Total number of enemies?
-Total number of insects killed?
-My overall Ice Hockey stats?
There must be 14,000 more questions you could ask about your life. The scary thing is that all of those questions have an answer. Feel free to enter your X or R rated "Life Stat" questions in the comments section.